Fitness First
October 19, 2008 by bong
Filed under Gym/Fitness Club
The largest gym, health and fitness club in the world, Fitness First has about 15 clubs now in the Philippines. The club offers world class facilities that include over 80 cardio equipments such as treadmills, steppers and ellipticals per club and modern free weight equipments. It also boasts of a Read more
Scents and Touch Spa, Manila
October 18, 2008 by bong
Filed under Spa/Massage
If you live around Makati or Manila and likes to get an occasional massage, Scents and Touch is highly recommended. The place is decently clean, staff is professional, courteous, cordial young male and female massage therapists. They offer therapeutic massage for total relaxation including aroma Swedish massage, shiatsu, Thai massage, facials, body scrubs, mesotherapy and lipodissolve treatments, and foot massage. Read more
Hidden Valley Springs, Laguna
October 18, 2008 by bong
Filed under Laguna, Places To Go
The famous Hidden Valley Springs is located in a secluded part of Alaminos town of Laguna. It is a nature lovers’ paradise waiting to be explored Read more
Boracay Island, Aklan
October 17, 2008 by bong
Filed under Places To Go
Pagsanjan Falls, Laguna
October 13, 2008 by bong
Filed under Laguna, Places To Go
Philippines’ most popular falls is the Pagsanjan Falls(Magdapio Falls) in Laguna. This major tourist attraction is actually located in the adjacent town of Cavinti, at the junction of the Balanac Read more
Liliw Resort, Laguna
October 11, 2008 by bong
Filed under Laguna, Places To Go
Liliw is one of the highland towns forming the southern extremity of Laguna province. It is perhaps best known for its cold water springs resorts, native homemade sweets and a sizeable shoe industry that rivals that of Marikina City. Nature lovers will be delighted to travel to this place by enjoying the lush greeneries and refreshing views especially once you’ve passed through commercialized part of Calamba and Los Banos – the other municipalities popularly known for their natural hot spring resorts.
kay Father
October 10, 2008 by bong
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
Bisaya 1: ” Gara ng kutsi, siguro kay Miyur iyan.”!
Bisaya 2: ” Dili bay!”
Bisaya 1: ” Kay Hipi?”
Bisaya 2: ” Tuntu ka man. Kay FATHER iyan. Gisulat niya sa likud o,
“‘SAFARI’.”
Modern Birds and Trees
October 10, 2008 by bong
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?” The
father answers: “Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway!”
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room. Then I Read more
The single guy
October 10, 2008 by bong
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he
went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking
centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use
for his house.
He took the box back home, Read more
“PAL”
October 10, 2008 by bong
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
Passengers on a Philippine Airlines flight heard this announcement from the captain, Capt. Juan Amorpropio: “Mga kababayan, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean.” The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were somewhat comforted by the captain’s next annoucement: “Mga kababayan, we at Philippine Airlines have prepared for such an emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all the swimmers are on the right side of the plane.”
As commented by one of the passengers: “Ang galing, that’s what I like about PAL, always has some contingency measures of some sort! And I hope that will help me out because I definitely don’t know how to swim.”
After this announcement, all the passengers rearranged their seating to comply with the captain’s request. Two minutes later, the captain made a belly landing in the ocean.
The captain, once again, made an announcement: “Mga kababayan, we have crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers on the right side of the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away from the plane. For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of the plane, THANK YOU FOR FLYING PHILIPPINE AIRLINES.”
- contributed by our friend Pat. Admin
