Spa + Buffet
March 28, 2009 by bong
Filed under Recreation
Quite unbelievable. How in the world would you get that zen experience and mind and body relaxation at the same time you indulge in an endless serving of food? I don’t think they go well together, personally in my opinion. What the Read more
How how could you tell if it’s a Pinoy Party?
March 26, 2009 by patti-patti
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
How could you tell if it’s a Pinoy Party? (As observed by our US native sons and daughters.)
- You’re an hour late and there is still nobody else there!
- There’s enough food to feed the people of the Philippines.
- You can’t even get through the door because there’s a pile of 50 shoes blocking the way. Read more
Villa Escudero Plantations and Resort
March 25, 2009 by bong
Filed under Places To Go
After two and a half hours of driving from Manila, my brother and I found ourselves making our way into an imposing gate that looked more like an entrance to some exclusive or posh housing subdivisions. And another 5 minutes and thru a concrete road with a view of the vast plantation and towering coconut trees that touch the sky, we made it to the quaint and historic Villa Escudero Plantations and Resort. Read more
Indian by birth, Pinoy by heart
Raja is a natural-born Indian who has been residing in the Philippines from his young age and now holds a permanent resident status. I was playing tennis at the Rizal Memorial at Taft Ave and our courts were right next to each other when I first saw him. I thought he was just a visiting tourist enjoying Read more
Hearing Aid
March 20, 2009 by kulas
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
Wife: Lab, may taning na ang buhay ko. Huling gabi ko na to, let’s make love.
Husband: Heh! tumigil ka nga. maaga pa akong gigising bukas, buti ikaw hindi na.
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Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That’s not true! My dad sez we are descendants of an Ape!
Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY! Read more
Wheatgrass
I was at the Glorietta Mall one day when I spotted this compelling ad from Oliver’s Super Sandwich that displays a large glass of verdant shake or smoothie in the middle surrounded by nutritious Read more
Mananawagan
March 18, 2009 by kulas
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
Misis: ” Sir, mananawagan po sana ako sa mister ko kasi dinala niya ang limang anak namin.”
Radio Host: ” Ok, go ahead!”
Misis: ” Honey, ibalik mo na ang mga bata, isa lang naman ang sa iyo diyan!”
Si Lola
March 17, 2009 by kulas
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
1st night lola wore see thru dress, lolo didn’t react…
2nd night lola wore backless, lolo still deadma…
3rd night lola all naked, lolo said “anu yan suot mo, gusot-gusot!!”
Lucban: Suha before, Longganisa now
By: Rene R. Calandria
Pinoy Business Names
March 14, 2009 by patti-patti
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
1. Parlor in San Juan is named ‘Cut & Face’.
2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: ‘Starduck’.
3. Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: ‘Violybee’
4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named ‘Cafe Pindot’. Read more
