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Wala akong pera ngayon kaya naisipan kong sumulat ng blog. Wala naman akong maisip na topic. Ahhhh… Hmmmm… Ahhhh… O sya, simulan ko na lang itong blog ko tungkol sa mga taong masusungit. Nasungitan kasi ako kanina ng officemate ko. Read more
PGH
April 25, 2009 by kulas
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
ACTUAL SENTENCES FOUND IN PATIENTS’ MEDICAL CHARTS at PHILIPPINE GENERAL HOSPITAL (PGH):
1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
2. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
3. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. Read more
Pinoy Cyclists Promote Pedal Power
The Frog and the Fairy
April 21, 2009 by kulas
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
FROG: what does my future hold?
FAIRY: you’ll meet someone who wants to know everything about you.
FROG: great! Will I meet her in a party?
FAIRY: no. in biology class
Old Manila Walks
Looking for an exciting, up close and personal way to explore the historic Manila? Try Old Manila Walks! The group is made up of passionate street walkers that will walk and talk with you about the historic and charming old Manila from temples, wet markets, historic homes, museums, monuments, shops, walls, churches, esteros to graveyards and more. Read more
Bush and Erap
April 16, 2009 by kulas
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
Bush visited the Philippines and Erap acted as his translator:
Bush: Lets help one another.
Erap: Tayo’y magtulungan.
Bush: Let’s strive together.
Erap: Tayo’y magsikap.
Bush: Because in union there is strength.
Erap: Dahil sa sibuyas may titigas!
Mana sa Ama
April 15, 2009 by kulas
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
Son: Itay, pinagalitan ako ng titser ko!
Dad: Bakit?
Son: Hinalikan ko po ang seatmate ko.
Dad: Tong anak ko, manang mana. Hehehe. Eh, masarap ba?
Son: Opo, pogi po sya eh.
FX
April 12, 2009 by kulas
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
Nakasakay ka sa FX, ng ikaw ay mautot. Buti na lang malakas ang tugtog. Bawat pag-utot, sabay sa tugtog. Nang ikaw ay bumaba, ang sasama ng tingin nila sa iyo, bigla mong naalala…naka Walkman ka pala!
Things you don’t want to hear during your own surgery
April 10, 2009 by kulas
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
-san yung gunting na bago? Bat may kalawang to?
-10ml? may nakasurvive na ba dyan? Sabi ko 5ml lang!
-doc, ubos na po pala yung anesthesia.
-kanina pa bukas yung tiyan, asan yung pantahi?
-sunog! Sunog! Labas lahat!
Salibatbat
(Salibatbat - Kapampangan Passion of Christ) .
Flagellants whip their backs during Holy Friday Lenten rites in Tarlac city, Tarlac province, north of Manila April 10, 2009. The Roman Catholic church shows disapproval on the gory spectacle held in the Philippine village every Holy Friday but that does nothing to deter the faithful from emulating the suffering of Christ and taking a painful route to penitence. Read more
