Mole of Asia
October 29, 2009 by orlando
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
PILITA CORRALES - Asia ’s Queen of Song.
LANI MISALUCHA - Asia ’s Nightingale.
REGINE VELASQUEZ - Asia ’s Song Bird.
GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO - “Mole of Asia”
JUAN; Tay ! Penge P20 bibili ako ng de lata.
TATAY: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng term na de lata! Englisin mo yan!
JUAN: Paano?
TATAY: KANG GUD!
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Mang Tomas Lotion
October 27, 2009 by patti-patti
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
Misis : Darling, ano ang tawag sa isang asawa na sexy, maganda, hindi selosa, mapagmahal, masipag, mapagkalinga, masarap magluto?
Mister: Guni-guni!
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TANONG: Paano mo sasabihin sa isang babae na mataba siya nang hindi siya mababastos?
SAGOT: “Uhm, excuse me, miss… Mang Tomas ba ang lotion mo?” < oink! > Read more
Yaya
October 27, 2009 by patti-patti
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
1. Yaya buys food at McDo.
Crew: “Dito niyo na po ba kakainin?”
Yaya: “Puwede sa table?”
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2. Kid: “Yaya look, boats!”
Yaya: “Dows are not boats, dey’re yachts.”
Kid: “Yaya, spell yachts?”
Yaya: “Yor rayt, dey are boats.” Read more
Dayuhang bagay mula sa ilong at sex
October 23, 2009 by orlando
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
(KULANGOT AT SEX)
Inusisa ni Totoy ang kanyang tatay.
Totoy: Bakit po masarap ang sex?
Tatay: Kasi, may kiliti o sensation iyon na katulad ng nararamdaman mo pag nangungulangot ka.
Totoy: Bakit po mas nasasarapan ang mga babae kaysa sa mga lalaki sa sex? Read more
Cruise Boat at Taal Lake
Planning a cruise vacation? Try one of the colorful boat outriggers at Taal Lake that will get you from point A to point B, you’ve never taken a cruise quite like this before. The experience is anything but ordinary!
Philippines: Typhoon Survivors Have Nowhere to Go
LOVE SET GAME To Support the Victims of Typhoon ‘Ondoy’
A group of Filipino-American tennis enthusiasts in Springfield, VA (USA) held a tennis game socials to raise in-kind donations to support the victims of typhoon ‘Ondoy’ that has inundated most areas of Metro Manila and nearby provinces in the Phillipines.
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