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Mga Eksana sa Ospital
July 5, 2009 by kulas
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Nang mag-rotate ako as intern sa Pediatrics ng PGH, mahal na mahal talaga ng mga nanay ang kanilang mga anak na may sakit. Pilit nilang tinatandaan ang mga gamot at tawag sa sakit ng kanilang anak.
Doktor: “Mrs. ano po ang mga gamot na iniinom ng anak niyo?” Read more
VISA Application ni Lolo
May 20, 2009 by kulas
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This is a true story taken from one of the most read newspaper in the Philippines.
A 70-year old ‘lolo’ from the province was accompanied by a grandson to the US Embassy in Manila for his VISA interview.
The lolo spoke not a word of English so the grandson translated for him. The Consul told the young man to ask his grandfather why he wanted to go to the States. Read more
PGH
April 25, 2009 by kulas
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ACTUAL SENTENCES FOUND IN PATIENTS’ MEDICAL CHARTS at PHILIPPINE GENERAL HOSPITAL (PGH):
1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
2. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
3. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. Read more
The Frog and the Fairy
April 21, 2009 by kulas
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FROG: what does my future hold?
FAIRY: you’ll meet someone who wants to know everything about you.
FROG: great! Will I meet her in a party?
FAIRY: no. in biology class
Bush and Erap
April 16, 2009 by kulas
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Bush visited the Philippines and Erap acted as his translator:
Bush: Lets help one another.
Erap: Tayo’y magtulungan.
Bush: Let’s strive together.
Erap: Tayo’y magsikap.
Bush: Because in union there is strength.
Erap: Dahil sa sibuyas may titigas!
Mana sa Ama
April 15, 2009 by kulas
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Son: Itay, pinagalitan ako ng titser ko!
Dad: Bakit?
Son: Hinalikan ko po ang seatmate ko.
Dad: Tong anak ko, manang mana. Hehehe. Eh, masarap ba?
Son: Opo, pogi po sya eh.
FX
April 12, 2009 by kulas
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Nakasakay ka sa FX, ng ikaw ay mautot. Buti na lang malakas ang tugtog. Bawat pag-utot, sabay sa tugtog. Nang ikaw ay bumaba, ang sasama ng tingin nila sa iyo, bigla mong naalala…naka Walkman ka pala!
