FX
April 12, 2009 by kulas
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
Nakasakay ka sa FX, ng ikaw ay mautot. Buti na lang malakas ang tugtog. Bawat pag-utot, sabay sa tugtog. Nang ikaw ay bumaba, ang sasama ng tingin nila sa iyo, bigla mong naalala…naka Walkman ka pala!
Things you don’t want to hear during your own surgery
April 10, 2009 by kulas
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
-san yung gunting na bago? Bat may kalawang to?
-10ml? may nakasurvive na ba dyan? Sabi ko 5ml lang!
-doc, ubos na po pala yung anesthesia.
-kanina pa bukas yung tiyan, asan yung pantahi?
-sunog! Sunog! Labas lahat!
Si Baby
April 7, 2009 by kulas
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
GF: magaling! At sino tong baby na nagtext sayo?
BF: ah eh kumpare ko yun! Lalake yun! Baby lang palayaw.
GF: oh eto replyan mo. Hindi daw kayo tuloy at may mens daw ang tarantado!
Hearing Aid
March 20, 2009 by kulas
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
Wife: Lab, may taning na ang buhay ko. Huling gabi ko na to, let’s make love.
Husband: Heh! tumigil ka nga. maaga pa akong gigising bukas, buti ikaw hindi na.
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Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That’s not true! My dad sez we are descendants of an Ape!
Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY! Read more
Mananawagan
March 18, 2009 by kulas
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
Misis: ” Sir, mananawagan po sana ako sa mister ko kasi dinala niya ang limang anak namin.”
Radio Host: ” Ok, go ahead!”
Misis: ” Honey, ibalik mo na ang mga bata, isa lang naman ang sa iyo diyan!”
Si Lola
March 17, 2009 by kulas
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
1st night lola wore see thru dress, lolo didn’t react…
2nd night lola wore backless, lolo still deadma…
3rd night lola all naked, lolo said “anu yan suot mo, gusot-gusot!!”
Baptismal Rite
February 25, 2009 by kulas
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
In the middle of a baptismal rite, a bishop officiating said:
”Ang lambot naman ng ulo ng bata…”
The pretty mother replied: “Father…dede ko po yan!”
Dalawang Mag Amiga
February 20, 2009 by kulas
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
Dalawang mag-amiga naglasing. Paguwi natae sila at sa sementeryo inabutan. Ang isa ginamit ang panty pamunas tsaka tinapon. Yung isa, nakakita ng bouquet ng flower sa puntod at ginawang pamunas. Read more
Sintomas ng PINOY LOVE
February 13, 2009 by kulas
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
As if walang pakialam pero deep inside, worried na… miss na miss na…
Pag nag-text, “So what?” daw Pero later, magre-reply rin naman. Read more
Symptoms of a Certified TAKEN
February 13, 2009 by kulas
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
• Walang pera.
• Mukhang ngarag at laspag.
• Kuripot.
• Blooming, kasi, kailangan para hindi iwan.
• Walang social life kundi dyowa niya.
• Boring kausap.
