Pinoy Businesses
January 25, 2011 by Bernie
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
The Creative Filipinos — some new, some old, all very creatively funny.
• A beauty parlor in San Juan: Cut & Face
>>• A wholesaler of balut in Sto. Tomas, Batangas: >Starduck
>>• A small Internet café: Cafe Pindot
>>• A laundry in Manila: Summa Cum Laundry
Marriage Humour
April 20, 2010 by orlando
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
Wife: ‘What are you doing?’
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: ‘Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.’
Husband: ‘I was looking for the expiration date.’
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Itlog
March 2, 2010 by orlando
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
Two wives are buying an itlog in the local market.
Wife 1: You know mare, whenever I see an itlog na pula naaalala ko ang itlog ng mister ko.
Wife 2: Bakit??? Ganyan ba kapula???
Wife 1: Hindi, ganyan kaalat!!! Read more
Three Feelings
February 6, 2010 by orlando
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
What is the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when your wife is pregnant,
Tension is when your girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
Aling Dionisia and Pakman Joks
January 13, 2010 by orlando
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
Genie: Bibigyan kita ng isang kahilingan.
Aling Dionisia: Talaga?…gusto ko gumanda!
Genie: Buksan mo ang bote.
Aling Dionisia: At gaganda na ako?
Genie: Hindi.. Babalik na lang ako. Read more
Kodigo
January 11, 2010 by orlando
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
Kodigo
Nahuling may kodigo ang estudyante…
Guro: Ano ‘to?
Estudyante: Prayer ko po, ma’am!
Guro: At bakit answers ang nakasulat?
Estudyante: Naku! Sinagot na ang prayers ko!
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Dead Ladies Talking
December 15, 2009 by orlando
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
Two Dead Ladies were Talking……..
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?
1st woman: I froze to death
2nd woman: How horrible!
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Hindi Lahat
December 10, 2009 by orlando
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
Hindi lahat ng party ay masaya–3RD PARTY
Hindi lahat ng 13 ay malas–13TH MONTH PAY
Hindi lahat ng negative nakakalungkot- PREGNANCY TEST (whew)
Hindi lahat ng positive ikina-sasaya- -HIV POSITIVE
Mole of Asia
October 29, 2009 by orlando
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
PILITA CORRALES – Asia ‘s Queen of Song.
LANI MISALUCHA – Asia ‘s Nightingale.
REGINE VELASQUEZ – Asia ‘s Song Bird.
GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO – “Mole of Asia”
JUAN; Tay ! Penge P20 bibili ako ng de lata.
TATAY: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng term na de lata! Englisin mo yan!
JUAN: Paano?
TATAY: KANG GUD!
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Mang Tomas Lotion
October 27, 2009 by patti-patti
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias
Misis : Darling, ano ang tawag sa isang asawa na sexy, maganda, hindi selosa, mapagmahal, masipag, mapagkalinga, masarap magluto?
Mister: Guni-guni!
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TANONG: Paano mo sasabihin sa isang babae na mataba siya nang hindi siya mababastos?
SAGOT: “Uhm, excuse me, miss… Mang Tomas ba ang lotion mo?” < oink! > Read more
