Yaya

1. Yaya buys food at McDo.
Crew: “Dito niyo na po ba kakainin?”
Yaya: “Puwede sa table?”
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2. Kid: “Yaya look, boats!”
Yaya: “Dows are not boats, dey’re yachts.”
Kid: “Yaya, spell yachts?”
Yaya: “Yor rayt, dey are boats.” Read more

Dayuhang bagay mula sa ilong at sex

(KULANGOT AT SEX)

Inusisa ni Totoy ang kanyang tatay.

Totoy: Bakit po masarap ang sex?

Tatay: Kasi, may kiliti o sensation iyon na katulad ng nararamdaman mo pag nangungulangot ka.

Totoy: Bakit po mas nasasarapan ang mga babae kaysa sa mga lalaki sa sex? Read more

SMART FILIPINO BOY

A Filipino boy was very sad in class.
 
The teacher asked, “ISKO what is your problem?”
 
ISKO answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My
sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is!
I think I should be in the third-grade too!” Read more

Ang buhay nga naman!

THEME SONGS NG MAG ASAWA:

1-10 years: Araw-Araw, Gabi-Gabi

11-20 years: Saan Ka Man Naroroon

21-50 years: Gaano Kadalas ang Minsan

50-above : Maala Ala Mo Kaya
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Si Manny Naman

CHAVIT: MANNY, paki acknowledge naman c 1st Gentleman,late dumating,aun kadadaan lang tabi ng ringside.,

PACMAN: i wud like to acknowledge da ARRIVAL OF DA LATE 1st GENTLEMAN WHO JUST PASSED AWAY.
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Soldier Bag

Junior: Nay, bibili ako ng HIGH CAKE.
Nanay: Hindi high cake, anak. HOT CAKE yun.
Junior: Ok nay, watever. Pahingi nalang ng barya.
Nanay: Sige, kumuha ka nalang dyan sa SOLDIER BAG ko.

street Vendor : “bili na kayo ng relo! gold watch ito!
pag namuti, white gold!
pag huminto stopwatch!”
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Erap Jokes and more

> Erap to Cardinal: Hanggang ngayon galit pa ang
> simbahan sa akin. This is unfair.
> >
> > Cardinal: Why did you say that?
> >
> > Erap: Mayroong Sabado de GLORIA, Sagrado de CORAZON,
> at Domingo de RAMOS. Bakit ako wala??? Eh, I was also a
> President!
> >
> > Cardinal (after a careful thought): OK, from now on,
> yours is ASS Wednesday! Read more

three ladies

Three Ladies in a Sauna 

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND
THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. ‘THAT WAS MY PAGER,’ SHE SAID. I HAVE A Read more

Pinoy in NY

A Filipino parked his brand-new Mercedes Benz in front of his office building in NY, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver’s side. The Filipino immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed the police, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Read more

Yaya

1. Yaya buys food at McDo.
Crew: “Dito niyo na po ba kakainin?”
Yaya: “Puwede sa table?”
———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——
2. Kid: “Yaya look, boats!”
Yaya: “Dows are not boats, dey’re yachts.”
Kid: “Yaya, spell yachts?”
Yaya: “Yor rayt, dey are boats.” Read more

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