http://www.butikilyo.com Ang Butiking may Kalyo Tue, 02 Mar 2010 06:39:18 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Two wives are buying an itlog in the local market. Wife 1: You know mare, whenever I see an itlog na pula naaalala ko ang itlog ng mister ko. Wife 2: Bakit??? Ganyan ba kapula??? Wife 1: Hindi, ganyan kaalat!!! Two wives are buying gulay in the local market. Wife 1: You know mare, ... http://www.butikilyo.com/pinoy-jokes/2963.html http://www.butikilyo.com/feature/flossing-with-bread.html The Sanctuario Spa offers indigenous Filipino as well as oriental treatments and therapies such as hilot and albularyo. The services are offered by male or female therapists, young and well trained. Okay, this is where I won’t complain about job discrimination in the Philippines. There’s perfectly nothing ... http://www.butikilyo.com/sports-and-recreation/spamassage/relaxing-and-rejuvinating-at-sanctuario-spa.html What is the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when your wife is pregnant, Tension is when your girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant. Sulat ng isang anak, sa Daddy niya na OFW: Dear Dad, Thanks sa padala mo. Happy si Nene kasi tobleron baon nya sa skul. Yung nike ... http://www.butikilyo.com/pinoy-jokes/joke-time.html http://www.butikilyo.com/categories/news/solar-car-unveiled-in-manila.html Love it or hate it, you've got to appreciate the artistry and sophistication the inmates bring into their routines. Joined and choreographed by longtime Michael Jackson choreographer Travis Payne,the inmates performed dances from Michael Jackson's This is It concert. Also in the video are MJ's dancers Daniel Celebre ... http://www.butikilyo.com/videos/the-cebu-inmates-they-are-it.html Some delightful surprises from a travel also arise alongside the road when you least expect it. I was taking pictures of the corns being sold at the road side stands in Silang Tagaytay when i noticed a little girl peeping through the pile of corns. She was hiding ... http://www.butikilyo.com/blogs/sweeter-than-corn.html Genie:  Bibigyan kita ng isang kahilingan. Aling Dionisia:  Talaga?...gusto ko gumanda! Genie:  Buksan mo ang bote. Aling Dionisia:  At gaganda na ako? Genie:  Hindi.. Babalik na lang ako. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------   Pacman:  Sabi ng titser ko, bakit daw ang eggplant walang egg? Aling Dionisia:  Sabihon mo sa titser mo, na pag me ... http://www.butikilyo.com/pinoy-jokes/ubject-aling-dionisia-and-pakman-joks.html Kodigo Nahuling may kodigo ang estudyante... Guro: Ano 'to? Estudyante: Prayer ko po, ma'am! Guro: At bakit answers ang nakasulat? Estudyante: Naku! Sinagot na ang prayers ko! Alimasag Nakaamoy si Ngongo ng pabango sa isang store. Sabi ni Ngongo, "Ale, mango!" Sabi naman ng saleslady, "Pabango 'yan, hindi alimango!" Ulit ni Ngongo, "Ale, mango!" Nag-agawan si Ngongo at ang saleslady sa ... http://www.butikilyo.com/pinoy-jokes/2868.html 2009 will probably be remembered more for the calamities than the triumphs of people that put the Filipinos on the world stage. Let me recall what stood out in 2009: Starting with the feel good news towards the end of the year. There was the continued rise to stratosphere ... http://www.butikilyo.com/categories/news/newsmakers-of-2009.html