Cirilo, Pinoy from Connecticut

Cirilo, the only Filipino in an exclusive suburb in Connecticut.

A wealthy man living in an exclusive Connecticut suburb decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Cirilo, the only Filipino in the neighbourhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his
mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking Roederer, Cristal, Le Pin, dancing, eating foie gras, Belon oysters and Wagyu beef BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party, the host said, ‘I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Cirilo in the pool. Cirilo was fighting the croc and kicking its ass. Cirilo was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff, like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both
Cirilo and the croc were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Cirilo strangled the croc and let it float to the
top like a goldfish. Cirilo then slowly climbed out of the
pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, ‘Well, Cirilo, my Princeton buddy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.’

No, it’s all right, I don’t want it,’ said Cirilo.

The rich man said, ‘Man, I have to give you something.
You won the bet.’ ‘How about half a million bucks then?’ ‘No thanks. I don’t want it,’ answered Cirilo.

The host said, ‘Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Maserati and a Rolex and some stock options?

Again Cirilo said no.

Confused, the wealthy man asked, ‘Well Cirilo, then what do you want?’

Cirilo said, ‘I want the name of the bastard who pushed
me in the Pool.’

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