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Mga Pamatay na Hirit

January 31, 2009 by patti-patti  
Filed under Pinoy Jokes and Trivias

”Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo!”
”May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita!”
”Ipapupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi ang puso ko!”
”Are you a dictionary? Kasi, you add meaning to my life.”
”Meron ka bang lisensya? Kasi, you drive me crazy.”
”I lost my number. Can I have yours?”
”Angel ba ang name mo? Kasi, you look like one.”
”I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?”

PAMATAY na REPLY
”Excuse me, kumain ka ba ng mais? Ang corny mo
kasi!”

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