Miracles at San Miguel by the Bay

First, it was Jesus Christ. And then St Peter…and then the kids at San Miguel by the Bay trying to perform miraculous walk on the water. Apparently, these miracles can be performed with the help of Wow Balls which cost P50 for a good ten minutes. It’s a wonder how these kids survive inside the Wow Ball for more than 3 to 4 minutes - the average time a regular human body can last without an oxygen.”